I know I need to go to bed when I write an entire post in all caps
ALSO ALSO ALSO
THERE IS A HAWKEYE VS DEADPOOL COMIC COMING OUT WEDNESDAY! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS OF THE NIGHT
WAIT. I JUST HAD A BREAKTHROUGH!
I think I remember seeing his picture in my High School yearbook. Next time I go home, I’m going to investigate this further.
And if he’s in the yearbook. That means last name. And that means Facebook stalk time.
So I saw this guy at the gas station today and he reminded me of this kid I used to know name Paul. And the infuriating thing is I don’t remember ANYTHING else about Paul except his name and vaguely what he looked like when I knew him. I don’t remember if I knew him from HS or college. I don’t remember how I met him in the first place. I don’t remember if we hung out outside of school or if he was just a school friend. I don’t remember if we had an unspoken want to make out with each other or if I’m just imagining that because that’s there with, like, 75% of guys I meet.
I don’t remember ANYTHING except his name and it’s all so INFURIATING
I was about to make a post and title it “Text Vine” when I realized that those are just jokes.
Man, I’m so glad I’ve honed my sense of humor as I’ve matured.
I’m sure my friends on facebook who have to endure most of the growing pains are not, however.
But y’all sleep tho(via blacksupervillain)
Massachusetts State Police Issue Apology for “Racial Profiling Saves Lives” Bumper Sticker, But Not Before Lying About It
Massachusetts State Police issued an apology Monday for a bumper sticker on one of their police cruisers that read: “Racial Profiling Saves Lives,” but not before lying about it.
Boston resident Chris Kantos, was walking Sunday morning and came across on official police cruiser, number 1183, and noticed an odd bumper sticker on it.
Kantos tweeted this image out immediately.
— Chris Kantos (@chriskantos) August 25, 2014
Instead of apologizing immediately, Boston PD removed the sticker and published a second image of the cruiser with no bumper sticker. Then accused Kantos of photoshopping the image.
— Mass State Police (@MassStatePolice) August 25, 2014
“Why on earth would I photoshop something like that?” Kantos asked on Twitter.
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
*sweeps broom lightly, but like you’re really using it* “Matchmaker Matchmaker Make me a Match.”
So Canada is basically tossing their protection of Humpback Whales in the garbage in order to enable them to put an oil pipeline right through critical habitat territory.
Just in case, y’know, anyone wants to stop talking about moose and maple syrup for a second.
Here, have a petition.