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ALSO ALSO ALSO

THERE IS A HAWKEYE VS DEADPOOL COMIC COMING OUT WEDNESDAY! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS OF THE NIGHT

WAIT. I JUST HAD A BREAKTHROUGH!

I think I remember seeing his picture in my High School yearbook. Next time I go home, I’m going to investigate this further. 

And if he’s in the yearbook. That means last name. And that means Facebook stalk time.

So I saw this guy at the gas station today and he reminded me of this kid I used to know name Paul. And the infuriating thing is I don’t remember ANYTHING else about Paul except his name and vaguely what he looked like when I knew him. I don’t remember if I knew him from HS or college. I don’t remember how I met him in the first place. I don’t remember if we hung out outside of school or if he was just a school friend. I don’t remember if we had an unspoken want to make out with each other or if I’m just imagining that because that’s there with, like, 75% of guys I meet.

I don’t remember ANYTHING except his name and it’s all so INFURIATING 

I was about to make a post and title it “Text Vine” when I realized that those are just jokes.

Man, I’m so glad I’ve honed my sense of humor as I’ve matured.

I’m sure my friends on facebook who have to endure most of the growing pains are not, however.

The real reason the Second Amendment was ratified, and why it says “State” instead of “Country” (the Framers knew the difference - see the 10th Amendment), was to preserve the slave patrol militias in the southern states, which was necessary to get Virginia’s vote. Founders Patrick Henry, George Mason, and James Madison were totally clear on that … and we all should be too.

beemill:

Massachusetts State Police Issue Apology for “Racial Profiling Saves Lives” Bumper Sticker, But Not Before Lying About It

Massachusetts State Police issued an apology Monday for a bumper sticker on one of their police cruisers that read: “Racial Profiling Saves Lives,” but not before lying about it.

Boston resident Chris Kantos, was walking Sunday morning and came across on official police cruiser, number 1183, and noticed an odd bumper sticker on it.

Kantos tweeted this image out immediately.

Instead of apologizing immediately, Boston PD removed the sticker and published a second image of the cruiser with no bumper sticker. Then accused Kantos of photoshopping the image.

“Why on earth would I photoshop something like that?” Kantos asked on Twitter.

read more: http://thefreethoughtproject.com/police-issue-apology-racial-profiling-saves-lives-bumper-sticker-lying/

baeddelpherneliatakesthesquare:

4lien-p0rn:

gayseal:


How to come out to your parents.


i can’t

this is literally me.

baeddelpherneliatakesthesquare:

4lien-p0rn:

gayseal:

How to come out to your parents.

i can’t

this is literally me.

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

*sweeps broom lightly, but like you’re really using it* “Matchmaker Matchmaker Make me a Match.”

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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