January 2012
164 posts
Why is there so much NIGHT left at the end of my internet?
Ask me about my stance on Cheesecake Rights
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If you EVER fuck up a Cheesecake by dumping Chocolate or Raspberries or whatever the fuck you wanna dump on it…
I WILL disown you.
inflatedmoose:
I just want to go out and dance and be happy.
Anyone wana come with?
YEP!
prettypeggyoh asked: You're a real cool cat and I like your face and head and body and soul and spirit
fizzylimon:
juanitothegreat replied to your post: Coincidentally, I really miss my GIF folder and I…
I would gladly use my gif folder to help you restock yours. After all, it is better to gif than to receive.
He liked my pun!
vondell-swain:
“bite my shiny michael fass” —bender
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Man, fuck the School of Hard Knocks.
I wanna go to the school of Hard Cocks.
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Even though there are TV shows I will not watch
I would still probably like to see their lead men naked.
I'm never going to be remembered as a funny...
Just as the one who hates things.
I fucking hate that.
The Angels Have The Timeturner: Things I will not... →
theangelshavethetimeturner:
juanitothegreat:
juanitothegreat:
inflatedmoose:
juanitothegreat:
juanitothegreat:
Homestuck
Sherlock
Most Memes
Doctor Who
Nude Women
Sorry, the internet. I just refuse to do as you say.
I would also like to amend this post by adding
My Little Pony
Because FUCK. THAT. SHIT!
Oh, but you are missing out with Sherlock. It’s such a great show, well...
The Angels Have The Timeturner: Things I will not... →
juanitothegreat:
inflatedmoose:
juanitothegreat:
juanitothegreat:
Homestuck
Sherlock
Most Memes
Doctor Who
Nude Women
Sorry, the internet. I just refuse to do as you say.
I would also like to amend this post by adding
My Little Pony
Because FUCK. THAT. SHIT!
Oh, but you are missing out with Sherlock. It’s such a great show, well written and has great visual directing. Oh and the...
I refuse to ever like Glee.
inflatedmoose:
And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Glee is the reason I refuse to get into most TV shows now. THEY ALWAYS END UP DISAPPOINTING YOU!
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Things I will not get into because the internet...
inflatedmoose:
juanitothegreat:
juanitothegreat:
Homestuck
Sherlock
Most Memes
Doctor Who
Nude Women
Sorry, the internet. I just refuse to do as you say.
I would also like to amend this post by adding
My Little Pony
Because FUCK. THAT. SHIT!
Oh, but you are missing out with Sherlock. It’s such a great show, well written and has great visual directing. Oh and the acting. geeze....
4 tags
Things I will not get into because the internet...
juanitothegreat:
Homestuck
Sherlock
Most Memes
Doctor Who
Nude Women
Sorry, the internet. I just refuse to do as you say.
I would also like to amend this post by adding
My Little Pony
Because FUCK. THAT. SHIT!
4 tags
Things I will not get into because the internet...
Homestuck
Sherlock
Most Memes
Doctor Who
Nude Women
Sorry, the internet. I just refuse to do as you say.
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The Academy is full of brain-dead assholes.
That being said, I would still really like an Oscar when I grow up.
This is why I am fond of Steve, Jack, and Tim.
fizzylimon:
juanitothegreat:
fizzylimon:
thelaurenfield:
I’m still pretty proud of “Good King Wafflesauce.”
I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!
Syrup on the housetop!
I can’t leave this alone without adding another.
Omelette It Snow
What about “Hark, the Scrambald Angels Sing?”
This is why I am fond of Steve, Jack, and Tim.
fizzylimon:
thelaurenfield:
I’m still pretty proud of “Good King Wafflesauce.”
I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!
Syrup on the housetop!
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This is why I am fond of Steve, Jack, and Tim.
thelaurenfield:
Somehow, my night turned into this.
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boobs-of-destruction replied to your post: People who quote memes in real life…
I have such a desire to favorite this just to piss you off.
I mean, it wouldn’t piss me off THAT much.
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People who quote memes in real life…
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Dear Roommate
I know your ipod is on shuffle and you have no power over what song is next.
But I feel like your whole music library should just be called “Songs Jack can’t stand.”
I had forgotten about how much I LOVED the song Cotton Eye Joe when I was in 8th grade.
Thanks, roommate, for reminding me of what a shitty human being I used to be and how awful of one you currently are.
I don’t think The Lonely Island is very funny.
There. I said it.
Sometimes I yell at inanimate objects to come to me.
They never do.
I vividly remember a part of my dream last night where I got into a very heated argument over whether or not Big Bang Theory is a good show or not.
So, apparently, I am an opinionated asshole even in my dreams.
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holypeaches:
i wanna be someone’s best friend
Anonymous asked: What do you want most right now?
fizzylimon asked: Invasive question.
people should totally ask me questions right now.
They WILL get answered.
Dear tequila
You are like a dick.
Fun to put in my mouth.
But I can’t function as a real human being with you in me all the time.
They gave me water
That’s the universal sign for “I’m cutting your drunk ass off.”
Cuddle puddle!
It’s a buddle huddle!
So many boys
Too many of them straight.
I do not want to live in a worlds that doesn’t have alcohol and delicious delicious turkey.
“I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly and then all at once.”
– The Fault in Our Stars. (via kayleyhyde)
A proclamation to the people of Tumblr
Not every post you reblog needs your comment.
9 times out of 10, the original post is funnier than whatever it is you added.
So, keep your dumb text replies and gifs OFF of them.
The world is too full of people being themselves with so few people telling them to knock it off.
